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When the waitress hands you the bill and the tip starts at 18% and ends at 25%. You feel guilty and leave a 25% tip even though the service and food was not too good
Tom - Hey Matt, looks like they're asking for a $25 tip for out crappy $100 lunch
Matt - Hey, they're just guilt tipping you. Leave $10 - They're lucky to get it
Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW
when a person gives a blowjob but forgets about the tip.
guy one: how was your dating with jenny last night?
Guy two: pretty well, besides only talks about herself and doesnt give any attention to the tip, ghosting the tip
The art of rubbing only the finger tips all over the body to the point of climax
My girlfriend was not in the mood so I began finger tipping her until she got naked.
A slender penis that tapers in a downward direction towards the tip much like the Concorde jet
He has a great job, has handsome good looks and treats me like a queen but I just can't look past that concorde tip
A Q-tip is used to clean debris out of one's urethra
I had sex, now I must cleanse my weiner hole with a Q-tip.
Q-tip; the shape of a human being's soul, beginning from the abdomen up through the head; the Concept in thought was originated from the shape of a cotton swab, readily known as a Q-tip. From the abdomen up through the neck is the post of the cotton swab and the cotton portion resides in the head.
The man suddenly looked up at his wife and he can see her Q-tip. And then the night moved on...