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an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.
Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties
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Emphasis for any phrase, one that which usually follows or procedes the phrase
Dick titty, Her ass is huge!
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a titty dick can be two things.
1.)a dick in the shape of a titty.most of the time it is always floppy,never hard.it can remind you of an old man pee pee.ewww.
2.)the other is vise versa.a tity shaped like a dick.self explanitory
omg, dude.he has a titty dick.
get your titty dick outta my PEASHvagggina
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If someone is freaking out or over reacting
Jesus! Colby is flipping tittys about his gf not calling!
or slang can be
Flipping Tits
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Used in place of "I swear to God.." or "on my mama..", to put emphasis on a point you are trying to get across.
"On titty milk, I didn't touch your food."
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the bumps along the centerline of the road. they are usually a reflective yellow. like a speed bump
Passenger of a drunk driver: Dude! you've already run over the city titties once tonight, don't do it again!
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Witty titty is an instance where a girl outsmarts her boyfriend or shows a higher degree of intelligence
She twerked on him behind his back without him knowing?
Damn she's a witty titty
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