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It's an inside joke with me and my friends so BACK OFF!
Purple pickles are great!
The Nickname for the Vikings During the 70's because they crushed most of the teams in the NFL. However did not manage to win a Superbowl.
The Purple People Eaters Are Amazing!!!!
Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.
So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.
On October 20th 2010. You expected to wear purple this day to support gay rights and anti-homophobia. It is supposed to honor the six homosexual men who have killed themselves do to homophobic behavior from their peers. I am pretty sure it was created on Facebook, but I'm not positive.
"Hey, are you wearing purple on Wear Purple Day? It's on the 20th."