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When your anus is fully extended outside your body and will not retract, you have a Pink Ian Sock
Ian awoke fully aware that he had drank way too much the night before because his Pink Ian Sock contained multiple signatures and a short poem.
When you are butt ramming your 'ol lady without lube and you pull out real quick and the lining of her asshole comes out stretched around your dong, resembling a pink sock.
Poor Samantha, she won't cut a loud fart for a month. Last night I butt fucked her dry, and gave her an Oklahoma Pink Sock.
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Alternative for no homo. If you don’t have your socks on... your gay. Can also be used as a question.
“Not gonna lie bro you look good.”
(Looks over)
“You got your socks on?”
“Yea don’t worry I got my socks on.”
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One day I was walking in my apartment with new cute socks on. I didn't see there was a water bucket right in front of me, I was daydreaming about my new socks when all of a sudden... I stepped in the bucket and fell! My socks were now wet and I was so upset! I absolutely HATE the feeling of a wet sock and wanted to use my new sock so bad. I thought I would grab a Hair Dryer to dry my sock, but I realized I didn't have a Hair Dryer!!! I was so upset that I just thought of one solution... I grabbed a pan and put it in the oven, then I grabbed my wet sock and put it in the pan. After a while, I saw that my sock was looking weird... I turned off the oven and grabbed my sock and my sock WAS CRUSTY and still wet... Moral of the story, don't step in a bucket full of water with socks on.
Isabella: Omg did you see Bia's Wet Crusty Sock?
Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..
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When you blow a load in a condom then remove it and slap the girl silly with it.
I forgot my tube sock in my Camaro so I could not give the ho a Hot Sock, so I gave her a mini hot sock...
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Alternative way to say suck my cock without getting into big trouble.
Teacher: Be quiet, you're too loud!
Student: Well if you cuck my sock I'll be quiet.
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to be organized, to be able accomplish a task
If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
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