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A weird fear or idea you had as a child resulting in strange behaviours like apologise to the pharao in the toilet for pooping on them
As a child I was so scared of hurting the red lights feeling on a traffic light, it really was my pharao in the toilet.
When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.
"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"
Sigma ohio rizz gyat Skibidi toilet is sigma hot
Person 1: “Sigma ohio rizz gyat god Skibidi toilet”
Person 2: “Sigma Ohio rizz gyat = onika god Skibidi toilet= burgers”
"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."
- John McGovern
"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"
A head popping out of a toilet
I opened the bathroom door and saw scibide toilet steering at me
Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.
Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.
When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)