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renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious
look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement
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Someone who steals shit from you or someone else.
Dude is such a Turd Burgeler. Always stealing shit.
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when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.
Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!
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He cleared the room with one of his infamous Turd Ghost.
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to attempt to make a situation better but actually make it worse
man you really stirred the turd
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1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.
2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.
3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
I had to bunny hop a turd gauntlet on the descent.
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When someone smells something that has a foul odor causing them to make a weird gesture with there lip/face.
Unfortunately for some people they were born with turd lip.
She had turd lip
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