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When you go on urban dictionary to search up one word, but end up on the website for 3+ hours looking up similar words.
Amy: Where were you yesterday?
Kyle: Well I was going to come, but I wanted to check a word on UD really quick and found myself in an urban dictionary loop for 4 hours.
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When an individual finally grows up and regrets some lame,stupid, fucking bullshit they submitted to Urban Dictionary when they were an immature teenaged idiot and they request it be removed so as not to appear when their name is googled.
Dear editors;My name is John Q Public. I posted this lame definition when I was fucked up on drugs as a teenager.I am now an adult looking for a job and I don't want it to appear when my name is googled.I am now inflicted with Urban Dictionary regret.
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THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC PEOPLE TO EVER EXIST ON THIS GODDAMNED PLANET AND ONLY 1% OF THEM ARE GOOD EDITORS THAT ACTUALLY ACCEPT BEST WELL-INFORMED DEFINITIONS.
I'VE SENT LIKE ZILLIONS OF ACCURATE DEFINITIONS AND NONE OF THEM GETS ACCEPTED, UNLIKE PEOPLE'S PUBLISHED SHITTY ONES WHICH IS LEAST WRITTEN INFO ABOUT NO ONE GIVES A SINGLE FUCK.
Urban Dictionary Editors: this definition is too accurate and boring smh *rejects*
Also Urban Dictionary Editors: HAahA fuynn sex funi poo pOO pee pee definition!!1111 *accepts*
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People on urban dictionary that uses their name as a word and says a bunch of good stuff about the name for definition that obviously isn't true
Macy: omg did u look up Gina's name on urban dictionary??
Raven: totally, and it says "usually blonde with big boobs an sexy af" but we know that ain't true
Macy: it was probably made by some urban dictionary whore who's name is Gina and/or other urban dictionary whores
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A person under the age of 14 using cuss words or making sex jokes
Man, what a fucking urban dictionary user. The 10 year old basically runs around yelling sex jokes all day
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Mo' Urban dictionary is the hard (book) version of this site you're at. It's got loads of cool slang definitions, but too bad u can't add stuff to it all the time like this website. Coz it's a book.
Mo' Urban dictionary is available on Amazon and B&N
Mo' Urban dictionary is shipping now
Mo' Urban dictionary you can see if you lift your head and see a little to your left
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A dictionary that explains to people about certain slangs and words.Also it is a place where fucktards like to post hate definitions to Juggalos and Juggalettes.The people who diss Juggalos and Juggalettes on urban dictionary are just Half-witted Hoes, and Wrong minded Whores.They like to fucking sit behind their computers and be bitches.Saying shit about Juggalos and Juggalettes. Well they should just fuck off. They just mad cuz they sit at home all day and eat their fucking munchies.
Some examples that people like the ones who diss juggalos are just bitches:
Ex 1. Juggalo: Hey man do you like ICP?!?! They fuckin rule!!!!
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on urban dictionary: NO WAY!!! YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!!!
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on urban dictionary :- at home on his bed eating food while listening to music - "Oh yes...yes....oh justin bieber....oh you are awesome.....
Ex 2. Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on urban dictionary: -is at home dissing juggalos- "HA!!! EAT THAT JUGGALOSER!!!!"
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on Urban Dictionary goes up to his mom: "Hey mom...you will like what i did today.... I DISSED JUGGALOS!"
-mom beats Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on urban dictionary-
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on urban dictionary:"WHAT WAS THAT FOR MOM?!?!!?!?!"
Mom: "CUZ HOLY SHIT!!!! IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD COMING FROM YOUR FATASS I WILL FUCKING DIE OF A BRAIN TUMOR!"
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