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Person 1: hey want some of my muffin water?
Person 2: ...
The type of shit that happens when you take laxatives. Fiery liquid spews from your anus at such rapid speeds your plumbing will be clogged until its over.
Bro, I've had the worst hell water this week. This is the first time I've left the toilet in 72 hours.
Water that comes from a tap or spicket and is nasty or unclean.
I had to get bottle water at work because duty water comes out of the sink.
When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.
Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.
Why not?
I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.
"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"
A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Gamer Girl:*stares*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*