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guys if u r coughing like amelia u need to stop smokin
amelia: cough
me:STOP SMOKING WEED
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taking a dump and a hit at the same time
Brought my bong to the bathroom to poo-pour-weed.
A particular strain of mid grade weed found in the hoods of the United States in which the smell it gives off resembles that of a black persons hands. Similar to weed you buy off the street that smells like it was in the dude’s pants.
“Aye yo did you smell that gas from Malik, it smells so much like he had it in his hands for 3 hours strait”
“Hell yea, it’s still the best black hand weed around town!”
So basically it’s this challenge I can’t up with where you get a group together and everyone brings their own dab pens or weed or whatever and every minute you take one hit and the last person to fall asleep wins
Guy 1: Yo nigga, we trying the speed weed challenge Friday
Guy 2: hell ya dawg, that ain’t even a question, of course I will, dumbfuck
Guy 1: chill the fuck down asshole, I asked you a question
Guy 2: oh my bad slime, just playing though
Guy 3: can I join the challenge
Guy 1: nah bitch, you’re like 9 years old
Guy 3: aw I’m telling mom
Guy 2: okay, go tell your mom you dirty fucking rat ass price of shit
Stoner 1: I just went to the Weed Capital of the World
Stoner 2: I heard the people are chill up in Humboldt
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someone who comes over and smokes all your weed....or tries to.
someone that tries to steal your weed
a particularly nasty looking zombie with a blunt in his hand who wont pass it.
"Look Jane! It's a greedy weed zombie!! Run for your weed!!"
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