who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

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guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes

Exactly what it says

Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy

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Anyone who posts their urban dictionary name on their snapchat story

Urban dictionary name opinions

Anyone who posts their urban dictionary name On their Snapchat story - is fucking annoying,retarded, and have no will of life and not a single person who views it gives a fuck lmao

“Hey did you see what they posted on their story?”
“Yeah their also fucking brain dead.”

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Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall

A girl who loves Donald trump and her name is Catherine babb and she agreed to help with the wall

ew she is Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall

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Barbara with BIG titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum

Barbara with BIG titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum.

An expression used by Niko Bellic in GTA IV to describe his cousins fake stories for example “Where’s luxury condo, Where’s sports car, where’s Barbara with BIG titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?”

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who do you think you are

Rhetorical question asked of or when discussing a person who is acting in an annoying, stereotypical manner or is a poser.

Rambo
Barbie
Jesus
The chocolate solder: Military.
Tinkerbell
Princess Daine
Adolf Hitler
Einstien

To female who is obsessed by her own appearence; Who do you think you are? Barbie.

To a male who is overdoing the macho; Who do you think you are? Rambo.

About a bible thumper; Who does he think he is; Jesus Christ.

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People who put their own names and make the definition good

dumbass's

"Have you seen those people who put their own names and make the definition good?"

"yeah, they're dumbasss