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The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker
Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.
Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?
A euphemism for sucking cock.
I would like a Bobby Johnson please.
(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues
I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”
When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.
Man, where is Bus Johnson.
He's at Pistons!
Can be used In place of any object or device. Can be big or small. Can really be anything.
“Hey can you pass me the remote?”
“Yeah which one?”
“That bad Johnson over there on the table!”