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Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
The most amazing beautiful gorgeous strong woman in the entire world loved by many but mostly by me
I love Alicia-Johnson and Want to marry her
the girl that everyone sees but doesn’t really notice how amazing she is until you have actually gotten to know her. The type of girl you miss when you go from seeing her everyday to once in awhile. The person that will dance all crazy with you who will listen to your problems who will make fun of you when you fall on your face and who will do the splints for no reason just because. she’s crazy beautiful but also just plain simple crazy
sadie johnson will not stop talking about the office does she listen to any other kind of music other than glee
the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.
sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard
person 1: ay you know joe johnson?
person 2: joe johnson who?
person 1: joe johsnon your mom hahaha lol lmao
person 2: your ip address is 192.321.46.54
Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).
Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.
A Hot mf he’s practically the human tripod
oh wow i could really go for a corbin johnson. to fill my thirst