smithing: a process of word creation giving rise to an agreed upon linguistics of an engendered urban understanding
Urban socialization have given rise to liberal smithing
To commit to something with the express intent to make excuses to get out of it.
We were going to get beers, but you were apparently just smithing the whole time.
The gradual process of lynching each and every member of the Smiths because (in particular Morrissey).
'Yo Lydia, you down for some Smithing this weekend?'
The coordinated and systematic lynching of all members of the popular band 'The Smiths', in particular, lead singer and frontman Morrissey (who is critically acclaimed for being a creepy wanker and rape apologist).
"Hey Lydia! I heard Morrissey defended Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein on their rape allegations, down for some Smithing this weekend?"
When your principal is being a bitch and tells you off for doing something.
callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.