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wax my window

Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.

Have you heard “Power of Soul” by Jimi Hendrix? Wax my window, man. It’s freakin awesome.

by Camilla T. Jones January 27, 2021


ball window

Window typically found toward the front end of some older vehicles (classic VWs, Ford trucks), triangular in shape, directs large flow of wind into the vehicle and right up the leg of one's shorts, cooling their junk.

My old F-150's air conditioning went out, but my junk's cool thanks to the ball window.

by All Up In Ya February 13, 2012


National use Windows xp day

National use Windows xp day is a day where you have to useWindows xp pro for the day

Some person on Discord: imma commit a national use windows xp day cya
Discord mod secretly: feeling his sex

by midasxd October 17, 2021


frig-window

A large window without curtain, blind or covering that lets in an uncomfortable cold breeze.

I barely slept last night fanks to that gert frig-window
Frigid

by Trojonkey February 10, 2017


Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021


Windows 7

Most overrated operating system in the history of mankind.

Windows 7 is just Windows Vista: Less Shitty Edition.

by mhmdv July 28, 2018


Windows 7

An outdated piece of crap used by people who think car companies “don’t build ‘em like they used to”
Windows 7 users completely ignore all the advancements that Microsoft made in 10 years and show how edgy they are by sticking it to the man.

I ran SFC /scannow on Windows 7 but it says some system files couldn't be repaired.

Yeah, bud. Your componet store is corrupted. Enjoy spending two days reinstalling your Windows and thirty different applications.

by gmoney2 February 18, 2019