Professional Zoned

When having met someone in a professional setting and they remain strictly professional, refusing any chance of even a friendship developing.

Josh: who was that you just said hello to?
Adam: a girl from work.

Josh: she’s cute, you gonna go for it?
Adam: Can’t. She professional zoned me. Wants to only talk about work and nothing else.

Simon Zone

Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.

Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better

chick zoned

when a guy you have done sexual things with turned into friends doesn’t tell you about his sexual endeavours because you were once a sexual endeavour.

Man: I cant tell you that, you’re a chick i’ve fucked.
Women: Did you just chick zone me?
Man: Yeah… I chick zoned you because i’ve got with you!

North America Autonomous Zone

North America Autonomous Zone, also North American Autonomous Zone and shortened as NAAZ, is the name of a fictional country and a meme where it's basically a North American version of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) that includes the whole USA and Canada, the government of North America Autonomous Zone would basically be similar to CHAZ, but having a Central Committee to take care of the country and it would use of anarcho-imperialism and woke imperialism in order to defeat NATO and the West and turn all NATO countries, Western countries and Latin American countries into anarchist such as North America Autonomous Zone would be. The economics of NAAZ would basically be Bookchin Communalism united with Anarcho-Syndicalism. NAAZ is well known for its support to LGBT Rights, Otherkin Rights, Supernatural Rights, Freedom of Supernaturality, Sapient Equalism and Bioequalism.

"The North America Autonomous Zone is a meme about CHAZ that would basically be if CHAZ decided to be revolutionary and spread their revolution over the whole North America, and spread it to Europe and Latin America and lead into the creation of the World Autonomous Zone (WAZ), also Global Autonomous Zone (GAZ) or Earth Autonomous Zone (EAZ)."

The Slump Zone

Being unconscious.

Jack: "Hey, where is Mich-"
Sam: "Shh, he's in the slump zone.

Gamer Zoned

When a person (typically female) is incapable of having romantic feelings for another, as they are too attached to them as a “gamer friend”.

Friend 1: Will you be my Roblox gamer gf?
Friend 2: Sorry, I can only ever see you as a Gamer Friend

Friend 1: Did... did I just get... Gamer Zoned?

androgynous zone

an (often intermediate) state in one’s development where displays of either or neither gender-typical behaviour are made, bringing about a non-specific identity - ie an androgynous zone

note - may also be used in reference to the erotically sensitive areas (eg ears, neck, inner thigh) that all humans find arousing, regardless of gender slash orientation

-think that person in the coffee shop is still in their androgynous zone.

-in my non-existent bisexual phase i would be into them, in the androgynous zone

-woah babe that really activated my androgynous zone !