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When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.
"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"
"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"
You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?
Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
Had someone say to me when I was changing their music on YouTube, complain that I couldn't get the spelling right on music on YouTube, the whole time using a TV remote yo spell it out.... My reaction was "don't shit on the help"
Someone has a go at you for helping them... and you say " don't shit on the help"
An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.
I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.
adj. meaning doing absolutely nothing
Greyson (Text Message): To kim- WYD
KIM (reply): Ns (not shit)
A person lacking common sense, strength, wit, intelligence or a just a piece of shit.I
Did you see that shit truck get kicked out of the Taco Bell?
When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.
Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.