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A replacement for any swear or insult.
Abram was farting in my face, so I screamed at the top of my lungs, "POOP YOU!"
when u cant say the nono f bomb word say u resort to talking about shit
poopoo peepee funny
poop you you idiot
what the poop
i dont give a poop
stpu
Something you say to somebody who is unfamiliar with something
Girl - “What’s 9+10?…. 21”
Guy - “What? No, it’s 19.”
Girl - “…Are you new here?”
Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
Still spoil your gf/lady/mrs even if you hate her;
You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: 'If you adore her, Dior her'.
If you hate her SAINT her"
"And even if you hate her, SAINT her!"
Even if you hate her, SAINT her...
a variation of the phrase “see you later”, typically used when addressing a loved one, but the “see” is replaced with “miss” indicating that you will miss them indefinitely until you see them again.
1: I had a fun time with you today, I’ll see you tomorrow.
2: Okay! I’ll miss you later!
A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.
Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"