Why should people listen to you?

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.

Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"

You Look Like a Runner

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.

Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.

You gonna hug that?

When someone is letting another person disrespect them In any way shape or form as an outsider you can say. Are you gonna hug that?

Bully: Yo you a bitch cuz
Victim: cries
Outsider: you gonna hug that?

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:

BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….

The higher you are the fairer the play.

It's a Rahul saying which delineates the causal relationship between ones weed intake and the fairness of one's decision making. This means that when you're high you tend to be more peaceful and fair.

I wanted to get more money from my lawsuit but realised I was being greedy. Thankfully I was high, because the higher you are the fairer the play.

AHH YOU SLAG

When a girl hits you with the dodgy facepaint

AHH YOU SLAG

are you strange

Also meaning are you different or are you weird. Can be used when someone does something strange.

Guy 1: Yo lets go to the bathroom together.
Guy 2: Fam are you strange?