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today is the day you can bully any boy as long as you give them a blowjob
yoooo it's june 28 imma go bully my boyfriend
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Kiss your friend day. When you see your friend kiss them!
Friend 1 :Dude why did you just kiss me!
Friend 2 :Bro don’t worry, it’s November 28th
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Most badass people are born on this day. If looks could kill, they would be serial killers. They might look closed off, mean, cold hearted but once you get to know them they are the exact opposite. Hanging out with them brings peace and excitement. They have a crazy and wild side ( if you came across and met that side of theirs , you are the luckiest person ever. ) and could be a sweet angel if treated well. Their humour is underrated and sarcastic, you just can’t get enough of it and you will fall in love with their adoring , bold personality. Their beauty is one of a kind. Simple and elegant yet holds so much power. One look and you’ll get obsessed. Be warned!
1: Hey , when’s your birthday ?
: August 28
1: I knew it , you’re one of a kind.
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get railed by you boyfriend or girlfriend day have fun...
it's may 28
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Kick anyone named Ralph in the dick day! Have fun
“Hey Ralph it’s January 28 do you know what that means”. “ it’s national kick a Ralph in the dick day watch out bro”
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people born in this date have the biggest dick i mean even if you are a girl you have a donkey cock
ohh.. you are born on july 28, nice cock bro!
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If you’re a girl write ur boyfriend a paragraph telling them how much you appreciate them and how amazing they are
Boy: It’s November 28
Girl: oh no
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