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Person 1: Damn, I don’t know how I’m supposed to talk to them.
Person 2: make em be like “PTSD”
Person 1: you mean, please talk sexy dog?
Sex PTSD occurs when one keeps having flashbacks about the previous night sexual activities.
Man 1: I saw Victoria last night. I cant think straight.
Man 2: you have Sex PTSD
someone: I fear no man, but that thing...
* segmentation fault (core dumped)
someone: it scares me.
CS PTSD
A term used in the very niche community of medical malpractice victims. It stands for “providence trauma and stress disorder” because providence is a major healthcare network known for malpractice.
Me: *working at a non Providence hospital blocks away from a providence one.*
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
PTSD meaning Paki That Suck Dick
That TK guy he is a PTSD (Bradford edition)
PTSD that is passed down through generations or genetically inherited.
(e.g. An Italian woman asserted, ''I believe that I have genetically inherited transgenerational PTSD from my ancient Roman ancestors: The historical recounts of them dying and suffering in Rome's worst tragedies has scarred me with symptoms of PTSD').