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How did we get here? You must be REALLY bored.
No, like seriously How bored ARE you.
person1: hey
persona 2:qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}:"<>?qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p'qetuo\adgjl'zcbm.
YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.
f1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12¬`qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:;@'~#|\zxcvbnm<,>.?/!1"2£3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+= im bored
Drinking: When you're in 5th gear cruisin, hit 3rd red-lined, then take forth and send it - usually applied during day drinking
In a sentence/conversation: Q-What should we do tonight.
A-Fuck it- let's 5-3-4
Synonyms: Second Wind, Throttle Up and, and Send it
Antonyms: Go to bed>, pump the breaks>, and >you little bitch
when your bored in school and literally type everything on the keyboard except capitals
`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qweèéêëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõp{}\|aàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklł;:’”zžźżxcçćčvbnñńm,<.>/? is my favourite word
When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.
Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?
How bored are you?
There's no way you're this bored of a person
Like how did you even type all of this- whatever
I typed the most long word ever! it's "qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpPaAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlLzZxXcCvVbBnNmM1¹2²3³4⁴5⁵6⁶7⁷8⁸9⁹0⁰@#№$¢_&-_+±(<)>/*★"”'’:;!¡?¿~`|•♪√πΠ÷ק¶∆£¢€¥^↑°′=≠{(})\%‰©®™✓"
When you want to fuck so badly, you can't see 2.
Common eastern european expression for when you need pussy badly- " you want it so badly you can't even see (count to) 2"
Dan: Maan I havet had any pussy in ages!
Martin: "Maan you on The 1-3-4 shit!