Write for a large audience

And by large they mean 2 people

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Some idiot: Okay got it
Some idiot: Why no one likes my definition?

writing circle jerk

A writers' circle whose members spend all their time praising each other rather than giving constructive feedback.

I went to this writing circle meeting because I was stuck on my story, but all they did was tell me how amazing it was. Total writing circle jerk.

writing up a phd

A process that leads the phd student to spending most of his time on Facebook or YouTube.

I think Christophe is writing up a phd. He sent me tree YouTube videos today.

toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare

"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."

Post Modern Writing

in recent litreature, an excuse for terrible writing, with no-coherence/sense. sprinkled with pop culture references to things like, corporations, fashionable drugs, celebrity and religion in an attempt to be 'relevant'. usually a lifetimes supply of worthless overdrawn metaphors and name dropping mordern artists. such as escher. oh and name dropping nietszche wins you 20 cool points to wear on your girl pants. ends up being a bunch of self loathing, pretentious garbage.
found in those 'arty' magazines.

"the pain. how we loved our kfc but like a darkness hidden behind the stripped soles of our empty lives, like a broken a kandinsky in a broken frame, our faith was lost in the consumer driven race for our forgotten dreams like hope like doves"
that my friends is an example of Post Modern Writing, if it makes sense to you, email me

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magic writing stick

A pen.

writing stick

Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?

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AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

When AOL came out Azns St@rt3D wRitiNg Lik3 deESH Wh3N chaTTINg. This is the referral to it. It originated from hackers who started writing like that in codenames & words but no one really cares to give propz.

AIGHTZ, WASSUP, TRU-TRU, SUX, N-E wayz, yooz=(you is or you), Hewo=hello, Okey=ok,
LOL=laughing out loud, AZN=azian, Guh=girl, Boiz=boys, Lub yoo, Ish=is, Sowwie=sorry, Coo, Ama=I'm gonna, ure=your or you are, aish=ass, mhee=me,
nv=envy

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