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In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.
person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
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The best food ever created!!
You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!
When your dog pulls a buttplug out from under your bed and starts humping a stuffed sloth in front of everyone.
-Damn, my dog pulled my butt plug out in front of my girl and starting going for her hump sloth.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.
Mom: Heidi, what where you and Caleb doing last night?
Heidi: Just gave each other Blueberry Kisses... ;))
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1: to masturbate with a recently broken hand. (bruising should be present)
2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.
"I gave myself a blueberry fist before they put my cast on."
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That ill, sparkly, dank, blue kush that gets you and your bros high for days.
We lit up some blueberry blossom and stared at a tiger statue for hours.
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