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(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride
A woman who tries to blackmail their love interest and/or their significant other to terminate the relationship, in the hopes of securing their love interest for themselves.
Laura is desperate and trying to blackmail bride herself by recording our conversation and using sensitive information against you.
A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.
Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.
Bride of Frankenstein- When the male chokes the woman right as she’s about to cum then cums inside of her as she goes out and screams it’s alive when she wakes up she has no recollection that she has orgasmed.
I choked her to pass out and shot life into the bride of Frankenstein.
Abroad that was ordered from another country
I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.
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An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region
“That was a great wedding. I can’t wait for the smearing of the bride. Giddy up!”
A poor soul who simply found their person too late.
So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.
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Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.