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When an online dated turns out to be just as hot as their pictures but they've an accent that would cut through your ears
How was the date man?
Okay she was hot but that dublib accent drove me to slice my ear off
Bro you got accent catfished
You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
Someone who looks better on camera than they do in real life.
That girl looks nothing like she does on camera, she's a camera catfish!
A sex position/act where you get catfished, but go along with it. Then pin the catfisher in a tub full of water while fucking them in the ass, and yell, "I've got a big one here!" It's best if you also have a beer and yell your fishing buddies name.
Thank god for the Angry Catfish. That one night stand would have been a bust without it!
Catfish Findom means that people just like @LawyerBrandy on "Twitter" use content made by models and ripoff stupid men online for millions of dollars..
I found a catfish Findom profile on Twitter and she made me weak and stupid and I sent her my entire paycheck. #catfishfindom
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Eyes that are large and far apart.
I can't tell if she's looking at me or my ears. Shes got creepy, catfish eyes.
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A Catfish Sympathizer is a person of the Wireclub community who accepts catfish and their fake pics and are friendly with them.
Johnny is a catfish sympathizer, he just added that catfish to his friend list. If there weren't so many catfish sympathizers on Wireclub perhaps the catfish would become extinct!
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