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1- hey bro , listen to this joke ...
2- go ahead .
1- 'insanely offensive dad joke' .
2- " are you on benefits? "
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This is another word for a Booty Call. Usually 1 person ends up getting hurt (the female) because her feelings become involved. Its rare for the man to get hurt because most men dont confuse feelings with sex like us women do. If you think you can accept this type of relationship thinking it will evolve into something more later, you are wrong! Expect alot of CLOSING TIME calls. That means the bar is closed and he didnt find anything better so he calls you for booty.
Few and far in between phone calls, usually late at night, and secretive.
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A healthy loveless sexual relationship with one or more partners.
2 or more people haveing sexual intercourse without loveing one another.Also preferd to be kept secret.
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To engage in autoerotic stimulation before a nap, often to induce a deeper state of sleep.
Jack was done with class for the day and his roommate was out of town, so he took a nap with benefits. Wake him up for dinner.
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either an icebreaker or an indicator for a future romantic relationship
Person #1: Is your friends with benefits an icebreaker or an indicator?
Person #2: Indicator. Sirens started blaring in my head when he put my check in the toilet. Flushing money down the drain.
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A Dangerous operation that will most likley end up causing you to fall down a hole and Break at least 12 bones, that or it will bring you pain from a homosexual FBI agent
This Robbery sounds like Perilous benefit to me
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Becoming physically or romantically involved with a friend.
This definition encompasses one or all of two forms:
a) Getting "cuddly cuddly" with a friend and "testing the waters"
b) Engaging in sexual relations.
"Bobby and Brianna are friends with benefits, but only in the "cuddly cuddly" way.
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