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Ken Levine

Ken Levine is the head honcho of Irrational Games Boston. He's known for expelling loads of testosterone at the mere mention of Electronic Arts. EA soon after cowers in a puddle of their own filth upon witnessing his glory.

EA, "Oh damn! Here comes Ken Levine!"

Ken Levine, "STFU EA, piss off."

by Jamesley August 1, 2006

32πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Candy Ken

Candy Ken is a tiktoker that gives people cancer.

fuck ehh, louis died from cancer probably watched too much candy ken.

by Mojo_Dojo1 June 3, 2020

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ju-ken

Ju-ken, also known as The Bass, is the most in-demand bassist in the Japanese music (jrock) scene. He is, by far, one of the best bassists in history. He is currently part of the band VAMPS with L'arc~en~Ciel's HYDE and Oblivion Dust's K.A.Z., however, he is more commonly known for his work as a member of GacktJob, the backup band of the ridiculously popular musician Gackt. Apart from VAPMS and GacktJob, he has worked with model and singer Anna Tsuchiya, Fake?, Oblivion Dust, Spin Aqua, Inoran and the super-group S.K.I.N.

He is also recognized as one of the sexiest beings ever to walk the planet.

"Why is Ju-Ken called 'The Bass'?"

"Because he's the bassist for every fucking band ever."

"Is he good?"

"The best"

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"I waited on line for three days in New York to see VAMPS. HYDE and K.A.Z. are great and all, but I was really only there for Ju-Ken."

by The Bass July 15, 2009

31πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Barbie and Ken

Two plastic dolls that are made by Mattel.
Barbie however has seemed to have dumped ken, for a younger boy. She, too, has gotten younger. She started out in her 20's and now shes in high school, and is dating younger boys.

Girl 1: Ohmigod. barbie is in highschool. when i played with her she was more like an adult.
Girl 2: Yeah. I know. shes a lucky bitch. I wish i had a fountain of youth and a dream car and a dream house.
Girl 1: Me too.
Girl 2: And she gets a new younger boy friend every year.
Girl 1: YEAH! Its not barbie and ken anymore. More like Barbie has a crush on major Todd.

by Tristynn;; <3 April 18, 2006

47πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Flowchart Ken

A singular phrase used to describe the strategy of 90% of Ken players in Street Fighter IV (and arguably most SF games).

The humor stems from the flowchart constantly pointing to a FP (flaming) Shoryuken attack to resolve all decision trees.

The phrase comes from a flowchart graphic posted on a capcom-unity blog.

While not always true, you do stand to encounter a disproportionate amount of Flowchart Kens in beginner online play.

Yet another flowchart ken... when will the madness stop?

by SF4wibz June 1, 2009

47πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Ken Domik

The worlds laziest human being, Ken Domik was never instilled any work ethic at a young age. He worked an easy job for his parents business, and later was fired from his easy video production job in a public school system. He has not worked for well over a decade, since his early 40's. His hobby is making youtube videos and makes money e-begging on live streams because he cannot hold a job and does not work well with others.

Hey, did you have any plans today?

Nah, I am just going to Ken Domik it and loaf around.

by hellostale June 16, 2022

28πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


ken kaneki

A handsome, Amazing ghoul that almost every girl hopes for! Kaneki was a weakling at first but then met a girl name risa and his life was changed forever.... though at first he didn’t except his ghoul side but then he did and that’s when he finally became the best. For some reason he got a girl named touka pregnant even though how bad she treated him. He had a kid with that girl but never got the chance to see that kid...

Oh my your as powerful as ken kaneki

I wish I was a ghoul like ken kaneki

by Ceo.anime0 September 25, 2020

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž