Munchie mouth

The act of chewing anything while having cotton mouth from smoking marijuana.

Damn these chips really taste good, I wish I was able to swallow them, but I have Munchie mouth.

Chris has Muncie mouth, look at him struggling to swallow his food.

William it seems you've made paste of your food, you clearly have a case of Munchie mouth.

Everyone was smoking around James and he went for some chips, to his surprise he had a case of contact Muncie mouth.

Quick I need a frosty beverage! I am suffering from an extreme case of Muncnie mouth.

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Hangover Munchies

After a very heavy night out, you wake up round your friends and need greasy food to sort out your hangover, so it's time for a fry up or a trip to KFC

"Erghh! my head, I need some bacon mate"
- "Fry up! I have some serious hangover munchies"

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perma-munchies

to have smoked so much weed in one's life that one has the munchies all the time and/or gets the munchies at unexpected intervals

Even though Andrew didn't smoke today, his perma-munchies made him eat a plate of brownies and half a pizza after dinner.

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study munchies

when you have to study (for a test, quiz, etc.) and you cannot stop eating useless junk even though you're not hungry purely to entertain yourself while you study

"hey look, gushers... i'm not hungry or anything but they would make studying so much more tolerable!"
-nom nom nom-
"hey look, southwestern ranch baked lays..." (process repeats)
an hour later...
"ughhh i just ate an entire box of cheez-its.. damn study munchies"

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P-Munchies

The cock sucker.

DUDE! i had some bitch giving me the P-Munchies last night.

Patrol Munchies

The extreme amount of munchies you get after conducting a long a gruesome patrol in the mountains of Afghanistan. It's almost as equal as the munchies you get after smoking pot.

Dude, I'm goin to the chow hall to eat everything they've got, I've got a bad case of the patrol munchies!

Exam Munchies

A hunger comparable to that which comes with being stoned. Elevated by stress, exam munchies are usually at their worst on the day of the exam, causing you to consume ridiculous amounts of food.

Eli: Man, I think I'm going to barf all over my final.

Jim: You sick?
Eli: Nah, I had a crazy case of the exam munchies. I ate four packs of cookies and a box of corn pops before leaving.