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When one starts a dating or having casual sex with one guy within a tight group of guy friends (e.g, a band, a hockey team, co-workers, rich twins and their dependent BFF). Upon discovering that the initial relationship is dwindling, availability and opportunity, catalyzed by excessive alcohol or drug use, ensues in the initial girl hooking up with one or several members of the group of guys. After depleting all resources within the group, she soon discovers that they all hate her as she has pitted them against each other and compromised their bromance. At this point, it is safe to say, that one has fucked one's-self into a corner.
Example 1:
Friend 1: "Hey, do you ever hang out with those twins who live in that sick penthouse anymore?"
Friend 2: "No, after I fucked both twins and that borderline psychotic that "works" for them, none of them will talk to me anymore! Looks like I really fucked myself into a corner on that one"
Example 2:
Friend 1: "Hey, do you wanna go see that band tonight?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I can't... It's my ex-boyfriend's band. And I fucked the whole band last night, and he's really mad... so that makes it a bit awkward"
Friend 1: "Man, you gotta stop fucking yourself into a corner all the time!!!"
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A phrase spoken by someone who wants out of a relationship and trying to learn more about themselves. They usually try to find themselves in the beds of as many people as they can sleep with. Slut is in the phrase. The only thing missing is U.
Girl: I am just trying to find myself.
Guy: By fucking Bob, Steve, Larry, Andrew, John, Tyler, Tyrone ................... and Alisha
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When you don't have to work or have any appointments or obligations and you don't want to leave your house or talk to anybody or do anything on your list of things you should do, as though you were hidden away in a cave.
Person 1: "Hey man, what are you doing tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Nothing dude, I just want to cave myself out."
an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".
I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.
He struck out? Shoot me in the face.
I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.
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jerking off; but experiencing a better orgasm than normal
I was having Skype sex with Grant last night and I totally 46ed myself!
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Solo ride until I die, cause i got me for life. Look up clean version
P1 have you heard that song called me, myself, and i?
P2 by Bebe Rhexa and G-eazy? Yeah, it is a little more than a half-decade old!
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Basically just willing to die or harm yourself for someone
Person 1: I'd bleed myself dry for you!
Person 1's partner: aww, really babe?
Person 1: yes, now let's have sex!