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Instagram model

Some girl that posts selfies and booty pics on Instagram and photoshops them a lot and makes little girls who see them feel bad about themselves.
They tend to wear loads of makeup, and lie about plastic surgery. They pretend to make 18+ content on Patreon and OnlyFans, but never post and make people waste their money.
If you broke up with one of them they'll accuse you of abuse and start a fundraiser against you to get more money.
Fake ass

Racist and blackfish

Alice: OMG, did you see Instagram model's new Instagram pic? I wanna be just like her!
Jim: No, she's a fake b**** don't bother.

by annbananyyy October 31, 2021


Instagram Skier

A skier that only skis so they can post pictures of themselves on social media. These individuals generally ski blues at low speeds before disappearing into the lodge to warm up. Instagram skiers are usually found at larger well-known ski areas such as Breck or Vail.

My sister is such an instagram skier. She spent $200 to ski at Vail so she could post the pictures online and get at least 20 likes.

by Senor Dank Nugs February 8, 2021

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instagram model

they actually have no talent tbh they cake themselves up and live there life thru social media. Always posting pics and showing ppl there life went in fact they have no real skills or personality, they complain that ppl treat them as object when that’s all they are. You present your self as nothing but a piece of meat to look at so don’t get mad when ppl call you that when you have nothing else to offer.

see that instagram model? she’s so hot

nah she’s just a talentless object

by ColonelGetafe March 25, 2018

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instagram facetime

When you live stream on Instagram and only one person is watching.

I was live streaming the other day and there was some Instagram facetime going on.

by Jsummers33 December 16, 2016


Instagram diarrhoea

When a person goes on a trip and posts picture after picture on Instagram seemingly uncontrollably, filling everyones timeline with their overexposed and vignette filtered holiday snaps.

Hey, have you seen who's been Berlin?! She's got a bad case of Instagram diarrhoea, she's clogging up my feed!

by RichieBigTits October 4, 2016


Instagram Diet

When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.

Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.

by ObscureFault August 28, 2014


instagram pimp

A person who gets sent nudes by girls on instagram.

Jack:I got more nudes from Lucy on instagram.

James: You are such a instagram pimp

by U.Dictionary CEO November 21, 2015