Poo

Really nice smelling hand cream produced from a factory called: The Digestive System . You produce it once every two days too.

"I just pooped!" Tom exclaimed.

Poo

Basically:
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit

Son: Mum I just did a poo!

later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo

later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet

later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!

Poo

A food everybody enjoys and is cherished every time it is bought.

‘Yay. We are having Poo for dinner’.

Poo

That gross brown stuff

I found your poo, hands over poo.

poo

a log that comes out of your bum

i need to poo

Poo

A soft version of poop indicating you didn't eat taco bell prior.

James: I gotta use the restroom.
John: Didn't you only have a crossiant?
James: Yeah it's just a poo.

Poo

The brown gooey mixture, that comes out of your bum it contains your left over food, that doesn't need to be in your guts.💩💩💩

Poo is a Brown gooey mixture!