The P

"The P" is the a mythical place where legends are born/raised/or created. The population consists of 35% whites, 15% blacks, 25% Hispanics, and 25% ninjas.

The dos equis Most Interesting Man in the World was kicked out of plantation for being boring.

It is said that "The P" was founded after a seven year Seminole War. That is false. Plantation was founded when Chuck Norris punched the ground. A Prandtl–Glauert singularity formed around his mighty arm. The impact was so great it created multiple shock waves in the air and on the ground. The broward mall was formed followed shortly by university Drive. The rest was created 50 years later.

Apparently students from the graduating classes 2002-2006 at St. Thomas Aquinas and South Plantation high schools can trace their linage back to Achilles, King Leonidas, Attila the Hun, Hercules, Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, and Dumbledore.

Person 1. Do you know about the Knights Templar?
Person 2. The organization that was founded in "The P"?

Person 1. Yes

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:{P

a smiley used mainly on instant messenger to indicate a man with a handlebar moustache sticking his tongue out at you. often used in place of lol or jk.

person A: your mom came over for a good dicking last night
person B: WHAT??
person A: :{P

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:-P

Someone sticking their tongue out at you, possibly wanteding to lick or suck you

A: :-p
B: Ooooh, that felt good

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P

Short for peace or another way to say later. Used just in case you are either too lazy or too cool to say the whole word.

"Yo, dude. P"
"K, man, later"

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A&P

Common slang for Supermarket, once the biggest chain in the world, now only in New York.

Hey Jen, i'm goin to the A&P to get some milk and eggs.

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P da P

Pound the pussy. Nuff said

yo man imma get dis chick wasted den P da P mane.

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P P succ

Get super succ over a million time and survive

Me get P P succ today

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