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A dumb person or deed.
Can be said in different forms; for example: absolute value 0 IQ, magnitude 0 IQ, derivative of a interger IQ
Dude, that was so 0 IQ
- I got 0 on the exam
- how? That was easy
- Im 0 IQ
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The unwritten rule of tabletop Role Playing Games:
The Game/Dungeon Master has the right to veto anything any player says, he has the right to change any rule or make up his own, he need not explain why he choses to do these things. If players complain the GM may choose any of the following to do to the player; slap, call a dumbass, restrict snackage privileges and/or threaten injury to ingame character(be it through loss of xp, health, items or gold)
Player: Can I make my own species for my familiar
DM: Hells no! I'm gonna have to Rule 0 that one
Player: Bitch
DM: I swear I will cut you off of the mountain dew boy
Player: I'm sorry master.
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A phrase used by fuck boys typically named Jon, who may also go by Jono or Jonny.
Person one: I bet you banged that sloot last night.
Jon: Oh no man 0 percent, 0 percent.
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1. A cop. This term is used when the cop is coming after you. Avoid cops at all costs, they are out to get you for something you did or did not do.
2. A grind done on a skateboard when one truck is on the rail, and the other is raised above.
5 0, 5 0, scatter!
Pack your shit, we're going to Canada. That 5 0 just busted our crack house.
Shit, did you see that 5 0 grind he did down that rail?
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Show where you question Daniel Tosh's Sexuality for 30minutes until it ends.
Tosh.0 viewers--
Dude 1.: dude he is definitely gay....
Dude 2.: no look he touched a girls vajayjay
Dude 1.: no dude look he is grossed out by it.
Dude 2.: dude he cant be gay....
Dude 1.: yo ask tim, his gay radar is spot on.
Tim.: If he is straight so am I ;)
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Derogatory slang for mall security guards/vehicles. Derived from 5-0, a slang term for police officers/vehicles.
The 4-0 got on my ass after I boosted that Clay Aiken CD from Sam Goody.
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a.k.a. "The GM is always right."
The unwritten rule in tabletop role-playing games (such as Dungeons & Dragons) which grants the game master the right to suspend or override the published game rules whenever s/he deems necessary.
Similar to a house rule; however, rule zero may be invoked unilaterally, at any time and does not have to be agreed upon in advance by the players.
When abused, can lead to an inconsistent, confusing, or frustrating experience for the players.
Bob: I climb up the wall and into the wizard's castle, bypassing the defenses. I rolled a 20, so I succeed.
GM: The wall is magically warded against climbing. You fail.
Bob: But a 20 is an automatic success!
GM: Rule 0. You fail.
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