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A Zen-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's stoned and jacking off and wondering what is feeling what -- is his dick feeling his hand, or is his hand feeling his dick?
Wow! I just got lost in my Zen-gasm, think I'll do it again!
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A Trump-gasm is lke his presidency ... a failed orgasm.
Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!
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A toke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Mauai Wowie and jacks off and has a cumgasm.
Matt and I smoked some awesome dope , and both of us had dick-blowing toke-gasms when we blew our loads!
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The overpowering orgasm that certain people have when alone in nature.
All summer they are red and pink and white tents of softness and nectar, which wafts and hangs everywhere—a sweetness so palpable and excessive that, before it, I'm struck, I'm taken, I'm conquered, I'm washed into it, as though it was a river, full of dreaming and idleness—I drop to the sand, I can't move; I am restless no more; I am replete, supine, finished, filled to the last edges with an immobilizing happiness. I think I just had a nature-gasm.
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A smoke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another cadet jacks him off and blows cigar smoke up his ass which gives gives him an awesome smoke-gasm!
Matt bought a panatela and gave me a smoke-gasm last night!
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When a girl is giving you head. Shove your dick down her throat so far that she vomits. after vomit lube is applied shove your sausage roll into the dark brown cave "ass" and vigorously thrust back and forth until orgasm is achieved.
Dude, I total Barf-Gasmed your mom last night.
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A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.
Sometimes I give myself a soap-gasm when I shower!
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