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A city characterised by it's inhabitants habbit of bad-mouthing all other cities and believing themselves to be far superior. However Sydneysiders cannot drive, their streets are too narrow and regularly go absolutely nowhere, it has an insanely high crime rate, prices for pretty much everything are way too high (except their prostitutes-- they are very cheap!) and Sydneysiders have a constant chip on their shoulders about the fact that they are clearly inferior to pretty much every other city in the entire country.
"I'm from Sydney. Yes I know we're better than anywhere else."
"This traffic is Sydney-insane!" (I.E. Really, REALLY bad.)
"Look Mummy there's another prostitute. Oh. It's Aunty Cathy!"
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Capitol city of NSW. Inhabited by knuckle dragging morons and illiterate refugees, with a small fringe of pretentious new money snobs on the east and north shore. The city is ugly, poorly planned, run-down, overcrowded and expensive while offering little in the way of an acceptable standard of living compared to other Australian cities. The beaches are grossly overrated and look more like there English concrete encased counterparts. The only Drawcard of Sydney is the overwhelmingly mediocre Harbour surrounded by its retarder architecture and gaudy tourist shops selling all manner of tacky garbage with Ken Done's hideous smearing.
Has anyone noticed how much Sydney SUCKS?
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An absolute shit hole of a city located in New South Wales, Australia.
The city itself is a gray sprawling dirty hell hole full of the nation’s most arrogant people who have a constant chip on their shoulder and possess absolutely no ability to drive at all, regardless of how long they have had their license.
The attitude of most Sydneysiders is appalling as their rudeness and arrogance seems to have no bounds. The city is also full of hippie socialists who regularly cause major traffic disruptions to the lemmings who drive in this city thanks to their weed influenced protests.
Everything in this city is severely overpriced compared to any of the other major cities in Australia. Despite the sky high cost of property in this hell hole it is also Australia’s dirtiest city with graffiti and trash prevalent on every street and around every corner.
The only claim to fame this wannbe New York of a city has is its opera house and harbour, both of which are extremely over rated. The opera house is acoustically unsound and the harbour with its bridge is nothing special when compared to any of the other major cities in the western world.
The state government of this particular state is the worst, most corrupt and incompetent organisation to ever see the light of day. The aforementioned government’s running of the city’s infrastructure has created a ticking time bomb just waiting to explode with catastrophic failures that will bring the joint to its knees.
sydney
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sydney is a mad city with heaps of mad shit! although they say melbourne people bag them and are up themselves, if you were to read most of the melbourne definitions you would see that sydney seems to be pretty pissed off at melbourne and bags the shit out of melbourne. so in the end (not bagging them ofcourse) sydney people seem the most up themselves.
person 1: dam those melbourne people, theyre shitheads, thiking they are top shit! its better here in sydney!
person 2: Hypocrit?
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A name of a city in Australia
A name parents give to thier son or daughter.
I live in Sydney, Australia
My name is Sydney
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A depressed bitch who no one likes and has little brain cells
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A total bitch who goes and f**ks everyone in sight. everyone likes her until the really see what she is like
"Did you see that girl over there"
"Yeah she's a total b**ch"
"I know a total Sydney"
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