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The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?
Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*
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The act of passing out after having taken only two hits of (usually) high-potency weed.
That shit was so potent it gave him a 1-2 punch. The guy was out cold on the floor!
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1. The signal that a guy gives to his friends hiding in his closet (40 friends; no more and no less)to complete the final stage of the Harlem Beatdown. The signal is to be given by using ones fingers to represent each number (shown off in sequence).
2. 125th street runs through Harlem.
3. The first letter in the alphabet is A, the second is B, and the fifth is E. That spells Abe, as in Abe Lincoln
1. To make things interesting, I stuck my dick in the fat bitches ass while giving the 1-2-5 to my buddies. Not only did she not enjoy the dick in the ass without lube, but the oncoming Harlem Beatdown that I ordered was going to send her up the bend.
2. 125th street is the inspiration for the codename 1-2-5.
3. Abe Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address. I know what you perv fucksticks are thinking however...
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An emergency exclamation used to alert friends in the immediate area of the necessity to leave RIGHT NOW with no questions asked, usually because you have just comitted a crime or done something illegal or that you will be in very big trouble for. Like "bounce", only much MUCH more urgent.
"Dude, why did you call 1, 2, 3, bounce? I was getting ready to buy a manga."
"Because I puked all over some books in the C++ section."
You should never yell 1, 2, 3, bounce unless you really mean it.
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The penis size of a sexy beast....in other words, the perfect size !
Rj Card: "Technically, I'm a 7 1/2 incher..."
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An awkward age where one is not legally suppose to drink, but one can buy cigs and super lotto tickets. This age is further iritating since it limits one's abilities to legally gamble. However, fake ID's that are well made can sometimes give entertainment relief.
Guy 1: Hey man let's take a road trip and party it up in Vegas.
Guy 2: I'm only 20 1/2 years old. Gotta a fake ID?
Guy 1: Got it covered bro.
Guy 2: cool.
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