The day all the tall people get to slap there short friends
Hey Carson *slaps him cause he’s short* it’s November 3rd
National make a best friend day! Go out and meet a future friend soulmate!
who is that?
oh thats my new friend, it’s september 3rd you know?
oh right!
Throw your friend Lewis across a field.'cos why not.
Person 1:"Omg look its lewis!"
Person 2:"It's June 3rd"
Person 1:"Oh heck yeah"
Lewis:"OH SHI-"
sexiest people are born on this day!! especially if they are named ava.
person: hey when were u born!!
other sexy person: febuary 3rd
person: holy moly ur so sexy!!
People born on October 3rd are naturally good at swimming and producing music.
Person A: Hey man today's my birthday!
Person B: You were born on October 3rd? You must be a great swimmer!
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A day in which, it is absolutely necessary to attend a friend's birthday party. Any friend who does not attend is racist and homophobic
"Lui won't be coming to your birthday on June 3rd"
"What? Is he racist or something?"
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