4chan Game

Sending gross 4chan links to your buddies to see who can gross each other out the most.

oh dude that's nasty! i just found one that'll fucking mess you up, though! this 4chan Game is so fun

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4chan user

A sluggish smelly obese lowlife “human being” that spends 24 hours every day bullying and doxxing random users

Dude that 4chan user smells like shit. He should really take a shower.

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4chan Syndrome

1. When you automatically hate on something popular
or

2. Automatically like the opposite of something popular

Both for the express purpose of contrarianism

Dan: “Did you hear Mike talk about how good Morbius is?”
John: “Yeah. Dude suffers from a major case of 4chan Syndrome. He really needs to go outside.”

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4chan disease

autism

Dude, I've probably got the 4chan disease

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4chan party van

Noun;
The 4chan party van is another name for the FBI truck that 4chan users usually see out side their house when they post or talk about Child Pornography.
Other 4chan users use it as positive term rather than a negative one. They say it will take them away to the internet where they can live happily will small children forever. This is a lie and is only mentioned by FBI agents.

Guy1: Hey guys, here's some CP!
Guy2: Dude that's not cool.
Guy1: Uh oh, the 4Chan Party Van is outside my house! They're coming in!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?

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4chan /b/lindness

A serious medical condition resulting from being exposed to large amounts of dick pictures whilst sifting through the /b/ on 4chan. A person with 4chan /b/lindess can no longer see dicks as they have been desensitized. It has been reported that some men will look in their pants and see nothing but a small lump.

-Dude. I was on 4chan so much that I think I got 4chan /b/lindness.

-Shit man...Did you try looking in your pants?!

-...Yes....

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4chan/9gag

the place where memes/bronies/porn originates

4chan/9gag: oh yeah man I looked up 4chan last night got some memes and brony porn

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