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When you die trying to get to 4th base.
Guy: Hey dude! I hear you got to -4th base last night!!....
dude?...dude...?...
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That one national holiday based on the Will Smith movie.
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Today’s October 4th, let’s punch Chloe
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The time kids start to learn about sex, and finally learn that kissing isnt the highest level of love. They used to say someone and someone sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g, in 4th grade they would say someone and someone sitting in a tree, f.u.c.k.i.n.g. Right now they laugh at sex and think its gross but 2 years later they'll want to have sex but then laugh at masturbating and think its gross, then 2 years after that they'll like both.
Eminem: Of course they'll know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade they got the discovery channel dont they?
Me: So true, so true.
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The unofficial holiday dubbed Crikey. A time when network television remembers Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter) and usaully plays repeats of his shows.
Dude I called off today becuase today is September 4th the day crikey died and I'm staying home to watch the Marathon of the The Crocodile hunter on Discovery channel.
Crikey TLC will be commercial free on September 4th in remembrance of Steve Irwin.
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Person 1: Hey, its october 4th!
Person 2: and?
Person 1: its national girlfriends day
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National dick SUCKING day
Today is the day you pull fourth new tricks
May 4th of ur dick be in my mouth
May 4th of my mouth be on ur dick
Silly bunny tricks come w bibs
Meet me at my crib :)
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