-4th base

When you die trying to get to 4th base.

Guy: Hey dude! I hear you got to -4th base last night!!....
dude?...dude...?...

4th of July

That one national holiday based on the Will Smith movie.

Today is the 4th of July!!

October 4th

National punch Chloe day

Today’s October 4th, let’s punch Chloe

4th grade

The time kids start to learn about sex, and finally learn that kissing isnt the highest level of love. They used to say someone and someone sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g, in 4th grade they would say someone and someone sitting in a tree, f.u.c.k.i.n.g. Right now they laugh at sex and think its gross but 2 years later they'll want to have sex but then laugh at masturbating and think its gross, then 2 years after that they'll like both.

Eminem: Of course they'll know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade they got the discovery channel dont they?

Me: So true, so true.

september 4th

The unofficial holiday dubbed Crikey. A time when network television remembers Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter) and usaully plays repeats of his shows.

Dude I called off today becuase today is September 4th the day crikey died and I'm staying home to watch the Marathon of the The Crocodile hunter on Discovery channel.

Crikey TLC will be commercial free on September 4th in remembrance of Steve Irwin.

October 4th

National girlfriends day ;)

Person 1: Hey, its october 4th!
Person 2: and?
Person 1: its national girlfriends day

march 4th

national ask your crush out day! ladies and gents, i don’t think you’ll be single after March 4th!

I’m gonna ask Katie out cause it’s March 4th