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Toejam 500

When a girl doesn't cut her toenails for 500 days and shoves her toes up your asshole as an act of vengeance.

T: My ass hurts

J: Why??

A: TOEJAM 500!!!

by AdamStoneman308 December 3, 2011


Indy 500

Indica

Bout to go hit some Indy 500 before bed!

by trehouselighter420 February 21, 2023


im on dat 500

When someone is so mad, they have surpassed all levels of madness.

Olivia: Jameka, you mad bro?
Jameka: I'm so damn mad, im on dat 500 right now.
Whitley: (cracks up)
Olivia: Wait...what!?

by odunc13 September 7, 2014


Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon.

Guy 1: Did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shit's canon now because of rule 500.

by imp fuck2 January 13, 2021


Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon

Guy 1: Hey did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shits canon now because of rule 500

by imp fuck2 January 13, 2021


500

500 is or means. A group of highly intelligent and esoteric. Organization of people who are 500% committed into any cause that they pursue and live life to the the fullest 5♾

Whatever u think it is you want to do it’s impossible there’s no way u canbaby girl I’m 500 I can do anything

by Tz, sosa, odana,shermboy,yecks January 29, 2022


500

a secret word or a sign that you use during something serious to grab people’s attention from doing something wrong.

Guys, 500 my mom is calling.

Bro, 500 the teacher is coming.

by sheshta April 7, 2019