When a girl doesn't cut her toenails for 500 days and shoves her toes up your asshole as an act of vengeance.
T: My ass hurts
J: Why??
A: TOEJAM 500!!!
When someone is so mad, they have surpassed all levels of madness.
Olivia: Jameka, you mad bro?
Jameka: I'm so damn mad, im on dat 500 right now.
Whitley: (cracks up)
Olivia: Wait...what!?
If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon.
Guy 1: Did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shit's canon now because of rule 500.
If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon
Guy 1: Hey did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shits canon now because of rule 500
500 is or means. A group of highly intelligent and esoteric. Organization of people who are 500% committed into any cause that they pursue and live life to the the fullest 5♾
Whatever u think it is you want to do it’s impossible there’s no way u can… baby girl I’m 500 I can do anything
a secret word or a sign that you use during something serious to grab people’s attention from doing something wrong.
Guys, 500 my mom is calling.
Bro, 500 the teacher is coming.