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96-99

\naɪn sɪx naɪn naɪn\ "nien-six-nien-nien"
-1 Fictional and in its context informal: we all know the "sixtynine" position, it gained its sexual meaning because its decimal representation <69> kinda resembles two people having some intercourse in that position (you know what I'm talking about), so "sixnineninenine" (96-99) represents a sextuation (or sex situation) where there's a relation between the "nine" and the "six" in where they enjoy touching butts, while the '-' in between the <96> and <99> represents a penis or any thing that resembles the visual portion of a sensorial perception of it that connects the "six" and that "nine" that having their ass touched with another "nine"
-2 Math: A notation of a number (decimal for a combination of ninety six and ninety nine)

Context: Bighip, Cock69, PussyHuman & Godick (ofcourse, those aren't their "real names", they're nicknames assigned to them) specially before a party want some DELICIOUS sex like the vast majority of people and since they're bored of just making a convetional 69 (why not?), when they are starting to structuring the position, a tsunami starts in the area they were in, so they have to run, the party is canceled, after the tsunami, they're super horny, so their intution puts them all in a giant bed and they accidentally made it because they were all naked, so they start the sex specifically after someone started dancing in an unspecified location since it while they were sort of lazy, it was still desirable to fuck
Cock69 ("Six"): "Ooooh guys, this sooo hoooot (does the horny face)"
Godick (Last "Nine"): "aah"
Pussy human (Second "Nine"): "Oooooh your dick is so high-quality"
Bighip (First "Nine"): "I fuuuuuuuckin' love y'all!"
(After the sex)
All of the sexual particapants of the story: "What will be the name of this"
PH (Second "Nine"): "Ooooh since you're soo hot and you're dick is so good <3, MATE! Yah should fucking choose, thank you for giving me that horny kind of pleasure babe <3, you're way better than those unnatractive men😈"
(Unnatractive man with sad life hearing the conversation cries (That's so sad for me people please be nice with the unnattractive))
Cock69: "k babe what bout 96-99?"
PH: "PATNER, OOooh this name is so HOOOOT!"

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem April 15, 2022

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99 mm

1. A massive gun that is eleven times bigger than a 9mm, owned only by pure gansters.

1. Whoa, diggity dawg! Did you see Ashley strut by with her 99 mm?

2. Oh noez, Kyle just got shot by a 99 mm!

by ashleyhasa99mm January 4, 2008

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slutbox 99

Of or relating to a contraption often referred to as a slut. A creative jingle invented by Isaiah Murphy in fall of 2007.

"Ay I'm the hottest slut on the streets. I'm slutbox 99!"

"Why are you sucking his penis you slut box 99?"

by Krn50de December 18, 2007

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atomic 99

the best punk rock band to ever be created, plus the drummer is a 10/10

I just went to atomic 99's concert and I was so blown away by how amazing they were!

by heshchickadee February 17, 2018

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brooklyn 99 depression

Brooklyn 99 depression is a complete sadness you feel when you have just finished Brooklyn 99. This type of sadness lingers for a few months and you never truly get over it. Brooklyn 99 depression (aka b9d) is very common in watchers of the series and once you have it - there is no going back. You will cry in your room for hours and nothing will ever make you happy again.

super fan:

i am so depressed, nothing is making me happy ever since i finished brooklyn 99

another person who has finished brooklyn 99:
Oh man! you definitely have brooklyn 99 depression

by Brooklyn 99 no.1 fan September 5, 2019


bribie bribie 99

In short an offer or proposal for sex from the opposite sex (gender these days) in exchange for drugs or even alcohol or weed that you are holding. sub note 99 66 69 as well

the chick knows I have, short text to me " bribie bribie 99" booty

by rockingbassdjentman January 25, 2018


The 99 Names of Trump

TRUMP…
The Aberration
The Amateur
The Assclown
The Belligerent
The Big Number
The Blemish
The Blight
The Blunder
The Buffoon
The Calamity
The Cluster Fuck
The Con Artist
The Conceited
The Cruel Joke
The Curse
The Darkest Chapter

The Debaser
The Deceitful
The Deceiver
The Deception
The Defiler
The Degrader
The Delusional

The Disgrace
The Dishonourable
The Disingenuous
The Disreputable
The Dolt
The Dunce
The Duplicitous
The Egregious
The Embarrassment
The Erratic
The Error
The Exaggerator
The Failure
The Falsifier
The Fraudulent
The Fruitless
The Hoax
The Immoral
The Impersonator
The Impostor
The Impotent
The Inadequate
The Inarticulate
The Incoherent
The Ineffective
The Inept
The Infirmed
The Injector

The Insecure
The Irrational

The Lamentable
The Laughingstock
The Liar
The Little Emperor
The Ludicrous
The Machiavellian

The Maladroit
The Meltdown
The Misguided
The Mistake
The Narcissist
The Nefarious
The Obscene
The Obtuse
The Orange One
The Outburst
The Pantomime
The Paroxysm
The Pathetic

The Perfidious
The Piteous
The Pitiful
The Plague
The Pretender
The Republican’s Revenge On Planet Earth
The Scourge
The Sham
The Shameful
The Shitlord
The Smudge
The Stain
The Swindle
The Tantrum
The Tragicomedy
The Train Wreck
The Treacherous
The Unbalanced
The Unhinged
The Unjust
The Unpredictable
The Unstable
The Vainglorious
The Vexatious
The Violation
The Volatile
The Whited Sepulchre

Around the world Donald Trump is believed to have 99 Names, known as The 99 Names Of TRUMP. They are also called The 99 Attributes Of Trump. Ivan IV Vasilyevich (1530-1584) of Russia had only one additional name- The Terrible. Donald Trump of the USA has 99.

by RCV211V May 2, 2020

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