P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

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Gash Ratio

The number of girls to every boy at an party/event.

Marc: Dude, there are like 25 girls and 15 boys at this party!

James: Holy shit, man. That's a gash ratio of like 1.7!

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ratio bozo

when you get ratioed and your a bozo:example

( insert wrong opinon here )

ratio bozo

No sentence its just, Ratio bozo

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weiner ratio

The ratio of males to females at a social gathering. An unfavourable ratio inevitably leads to the dreaded sausage fest
Can be shortened to 'W.R' or 'Ratio'

(From a male perspective)

Favourable W.R: More females than males

Unfavourable W.R: More males than females.

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ratio of hat

n. ratio of hat is a massachusetts style of determining how drunk a person is. depending on the number of alcoholic beverages a person has consumed, their hat will invariably end up pointed straight up, or possibly backwards. basically anywhere but straight.

Using my powers to read the ratio of hat, i have concluded that you are schwillly.

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erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

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Golden Ratio

Noun
The perfect ratio between a woman's tits and ass.

"Damn look at Becky, her badonkadonk and gazongas are at the golden ratio!"
"Her tits weren't that big, but with her ass she definitely achieved the golden ratio."

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