Derp

A sexual act where one inserts their tongue into another's anal canal.

"Dude, I totally derpped that girl."

"Wanna derp?"

"We were derpping each other."

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Derping

To be coughing and scared at the same time.

All that derping for nothing... it all worked out in the end.

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Derp

When you look at yourself in photographs and you are clearly drunk. Your 'drunk face' in photographs.

Blair: Meredith you are so derp in that picture. How drunk were you?
Meredith: That is a solid derp.

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derping

(v) to derp all over oneslef in a disgraceful manner; to be physically inadequate

"Now you're just derping all over yourself"

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derpes

symptoms: retarded twisted facial expressions and outrageous nonsense coming out of you like word vomit

everyone on atp has derpes

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Derp

The act of being as stupid as shit from time to time.

Person A: .......
Person B: HEY!
Person A:......
Person B: HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?
Person A: Huh!? What!?
Person B: HOLY FUCK YOU ARE SUCH A DERP!

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derp

A word uttered when performing a particularly easy frag in a multiplayer combat game such as halo or unreal tournament.

(Player 1 spots player 2 trying to hide under a set of stairs, facing east. Player 1 approaches from the west and pops player 2's melon with a particularly high-powered weapon.)

Player 2: Aaaahgh...
Player 1: DERP!

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