Son, I am Disappoint

When a person, especially one in authority, asks you to type something for them in information gathering.

Credit to "Audience Typing".

Father, standing over son, asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

Son, I am Disappoint

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

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I don't know what X means, but it sounds disappointing

A phrase used by anyone who knows it. which displays a "I don't care, but i do at the same time" feel when its said.
The X can be replaced with anything, but depending on what X is changes "what" and "means", if its a person, it would instead be "who" and "is".
Usually saying this phrase, they put on a depressed tone and slur their words, specifically "sounds", and "disappointing". Usually said like : "Soounds Disappoooointingg..."

I don't know what X means, but it sounds disappointing.
1. Hey, meet my friend Bob!
2. I don't know who Bob is, but it sounds disappointing...
~or~
1. Try this food!
2. I don't know what food means, but it sounds disappointing ...

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Shittin disappointed

1. Taking a massive shit only to realize that there is no toilet paper in sight and nobody to bring it to you

2. The feeling that a nice, godzilla-like shit is coming only to drop an m&m size shit

I'm was shittin disappointed, I was alone in the middle of the woods taking a massive shit and there was no toilet paper.

disappointation

When one is so disappointed that the word disappointed cannot contain it all.

Sophie fails to complete the requests of The Steve. Steve becomes more then disappointed, he becomes disappointation.

Disappointation

Very disappointed

Disappointation

Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

Disappointed

You could never be let down by someone you never believed in or trusted in in the first place.

The guy knew not to ever trust in or believe in her, so their had never been any sense of disappointment with her. He knew her too well to be disappointed about anything she did.