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The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.
Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."
Something the children in Frank Reynolds neighborhood would call him after he was released from the "nitwit farm".
Because of this, young Frankie requested his mother take them back to the facility so the medical staff could exonerate him, via certificate, of having "donkey brains" in hopes the children would stop teasing him.
Driving while holding a bowl of cereal is "donkey brained".
Even being at a complete stop before taking a bite, still proves one to have "donkey brains".
An act of exhibitionism whereby a female, naked from at least the waist down and with her back to the intended audience, exposes herself by placing her hands on the floor and kicking both legs up, out, and wide, as if she were a donkey
Damn, this stripper's a pretty good dancer...I wonder if she'll treat us to an open donkey.
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My boss was not happy with my work and brought me in his office for a donkey bbq.
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Someone who's job it is to collect & process data. Usually on the low end of the totem pole with the least amount of respect.
"Hand this information over to the data donkeys so they can get the results back to me as soon as possible."
"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"
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“Charlamagne Tha God is one of today’s most recognizable radio stars and often speaks out on racial inequality along with co-hosts Angela Yee and DJ Envy during their highly popular syndicated weekday morning show “The Breakfast Club” on New York’s Power 105.1.”
Definition from NewsOne.com
He uses a short segment of the show called “Donkey of The Day” to call out a person or place that embodies foolery for the given moment.“
Did you see what Charlamagne said about Mo’nique? He named her “Donkey of the Day”
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Any sub-standard alcoholic beverage
"Do you have Heineken?"
"No Sir. Would you like our local pale lager?"
"You mean that donkey piss brand. No thanks, I'll pass."
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