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a warrior of god-like proportions. he has the body of a god, the muscles of the hulk, the looksof a Bradd pitt-jhonny depp hybrid, the sex appeal of glen quagmire, the loveableness of a puppy and kitten hugging in the sunset, and the reflexes of a jaguar. Charlie Sheen challanged Kyle on his new game show "The Biggest Winner" and got shut out. If kyle were to kick you in the back of the head, you would have to fight off the incredible urge to thank him. Kyle spends most of his time pimpin his hoes, rollin in his lambo, and above all, winning. Researchers at harvard university ran som tests on Kyle to find out who his real parents were. they discovered He created himself cuz hes equal to God. Kyle has many forms but his most common form is a teenage dark haired student to avoid being found by Satan (because he wants a rematch). Be warned, just because he looks non-threatning does not mean he won't open his trade-marked can-o-whoop-ass on you. He currently resides in a discrete location somewhere in the U.S. but dont bother looking for him, cuz he knows where you already are. December 20th, 2012 is the day Kyle plans to retire from being a BAMF. Surely within the next 24 hours humanity will fall, thus ending the Earth.
Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?
other friend:yeah why?
Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.
other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!
GOD Kyle
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the coolest, most awesome guy around. he is sweet and caring and would never intentionally do anything to hurt anyone. he says some of the funniest shit and is always makin people laugh. but don't piss him off, because he can also be pretty fuckin crazy.
thanks man, your so Kyle.
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Kyle is a very short kid for his age. He is a very nice guy once you get to know him but he has never heard of deodorant.
What is that smell? Oh it's Kyle
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An insanely cute guy who has a way with the ladies ;) He is such a sweetheart that can make anyone's heart melt. He's really determined and once he has his heart set on something he will go for it. He will bring out the best in you and will always make you laugh with his awesome sense of humor. He is an incredible best friend, lover, anything he sets his mind to- he succeeds and is great at! He is such a stud and is super trustworthy. You can tell him anything, and he will always keep your secrets and stay a loyal friend. Besides from being incredibly goodlooking, he is also an extremely smart guy, who is charming, kind, and exceptionally fun to be around! Not to mention his kisses are out of this world perfect!! His presence brightens up any room with his radiant smile and adorable butt chin. He is the best friend anyone could ever wish for; and anyone is lucky to know him.
Friend: Who are you texting?
Girl: Kyle! :)
Friend: Damn you're lucky, he's amazing <3
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Cool guy with long blonde hair and only occasionally does drugs but is cool and responsible about it
Dude you seen Kyle in those waves? he was like gettin all them brush it must be the weed
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A guy with usually a very huge dick, all the ladies come for him
Kyle fucked a girl with his big dick, she cummed
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A kyle is the boy that every girl falls for, and fast. He's charming, cute, and smart. One of the best friends you will ever have.. but is the one friend you can't resist liking. He is no shy guy... but he is not the type to tell you how he feels. You'd need super powers to figure out a kyle, but in the mean time kyle is a great person to spend your time with.
Friend #1 "Did you see kyle today?"
Friend #2 "Yeah he looked FINE!"
Friend #1 "You know it, i think i might have a thing fot that boy"
Freind #2 "You cant be for real? I was thinking the same thing"
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