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Musty Melvin

The act of fucking a Woman(or man) in the anal, then putting a lightbulb in to see if enough electricity was created to light the bulb.

Rudy, did you give your girlfriend a musty melvin yet?

by Are Tee January 20, 2009

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melvin chu

melvin chu - to be studly, sexy, and godlike.

"Dood, you are soooooooooooo melvin chu"

"Aww dood that's the ultimate compliment!!!"

by Stud December 23, 2004

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Picking a Melvin

When the heat is so intense that u find your balls stuck to the inside of your thigh thus having to pry them from your leg

1. I was walking down the street with both hands occupied so I had to do the cowboy kick to pick my melvin

2. I wasn't embarrassed at all to reach down in public and start picking a melvin

by ysoEZ4jsweezy January 22, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smelvin Melvin

A greasy racial slur who should hop in the shower.

Pee yew its Smelvin Melvin BITCH!

by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Screaming melvin

A sex move that totally exists.

I gave Ashley a screaming melvin last night - it was awesome.

by Squinker November 13, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


the flaming melvin

the flaming melvin; aka; the tabasco hotdog, the burning enchilada, etc. the act of dipping a dildo in pure pool chlorine, causing a severe burning sensation, as the person the dildo is inserted into will have the immediate flesh eaten away by the chlorine. best for: masochists.

i gave my girlfriend the flaming melvin last night.

by swimmerboy January 16, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Melvin Crotchnick

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

by Alison March 6, 2005

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