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What one gets paid when living in Florida.
Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.
When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)
I was bored, so I listened to 'Lil Wayne in MMFUBD (Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter) mode.
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I don't really know to be honest
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
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an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.
"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."
A Mickey Mouse hookup is a hookup a person got that is considered to be obtained through an unfairly easy path and is therefore discredited.
Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.