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The original Gold Star. Master wrestler. HUEL extraordinaire. Every girl wants him, every guy wants to be him.
Wow, is that THE Miguel Verde? Gold Star Mike? El Jefe himself?
He is ugly
Miguel Gutierrez is being defined as an ugly skunk.
When your Spanish friend has 4 beers and is somehow intoxicated already to the point where he doesn’t remember jumping through his wall or flirting with his friend’s girlfriend
“You got so Miguel Drunk last night, I thought we were going to have to take away your 4Runner keys!”
The two hottest guys you will ever meet. Great kissers and they have huge dicks and even bigger hearts. They are lovers but and always say "aye gang gang". You lucky to meet one of them and even luckier to meet both. You will never be unsatisfied when you is around them. They super sexy and are shredded. They will go to prison together but try not to get caught. They isn't homosexual, they homiesexual. They have the best taste in music ever. They main song is Rubbin off the Paint. They got each others back when they horny and when they in danger. They got nice asses and don't do drugs unless the other one does it. They isn't weird, they is not weird and have a nice way of talking. They also have great taste in shows and are great at any video game.
Person: aye wanna come over
Other person: nah bruh I finally get to hang wit miguel and oliver
Person: Lucky ass hoe
Third person: aye i hear one of yall hangin wit miguel and oliver
Other person: Yessir i get to
a condition caused by consuming way too much alcohol in a night (i.e. getting a big handle of vodka and chugging half of it) being miguel drunk usually leads to doing terrible thing one would regret if they were sober such as peeing in your friends kitchen sink, humping the dog, flipping everything in the cabinets upside down, sitting in a chair on a balcony yelling at your friends who arent there for knocking over a chair that you knocked over with your leg, and making ridiculous drinks (all of which contain whipped cream and chocolate syrup) and food combinations (such as a waffle with butter, 6 inches of whipped cream, and lots and lots of chocolate syrup).
You were so Miguel drunk last night you called my dog a bear and then pretended to raped it for 20 minutes
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Weed so disgusting it's usually dealt by a Mexican named Miguel or Jose. It comes in mass quantities and it's cheep but the taste is so horrible it makes you want to stop smoking all together.
People buy Miguel weed at the spur of the moment and then they suddenly realize their sad and unfortunate mistake.
The Dealer of such weed is always available to sell and most of the time, you'll land up buying this gross weed from him because you want quantity or can't find another dealer.
John: Dude, I got 20 bucks and I can't find any chronic, or reg dealers.
Jake: Why don't we just go buy some Miguel weed?
John: Fuck no, that stuff tastes like butt
Jake: Well I can't hit up any of my dealers they aren't answering
John: ...Call Miguel for a dub, it's time for some Miguel weed.
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Smart person; used when one has an idea; Computer genius.
That Artur Miguel is really good.
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