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Somebody who is a poor Jew with no friends and also gets caught watching pornography.
Owen Tyson your grounded for eating toast.
Small white wrinkles that are located on the penis head since birth.They are named in honor of the greatest boxer Mike Tyson after he was examined by his personal doctor when he was punched in the groin area and had pain in the genitals and he had those glands too.
Oh darling don't worry it is just Tyson Glands we can have safe sex
When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out
Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.
Someone whom has a compulsion to lick Male buttholes and floss with the public hairs of the Jacksonville Jaguars.
I Tyson Anderson'd the heck out of Bortles.
This term is used in English 8 ball pool where the last ball to be potted is the black. The term describes a particularly tough black.
Person 1: Looks like John's won this game.
Person 2: Yeah but he's got to pot that Mike Tyson first.
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When you get so high that you get knocked out or the spins (dizzy). One of your eyes may looked bruised and swollen shut, just like if you were to get punched by Mike Tyson.
I'm freaking out!
No, your just Tyson Blowed.
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Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.
Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now
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